S. Korea preps for the worst

South Korea and the US have made a habbit of drilling anti-chemical warfare procedures in order to prepare themselves for the worst case scenario. But thankfully they decided these drills weren't necessary and decided to end these drills as of tuesday. However both Korea and the US will be ready when the moment arises and will retaliate promptly.


If you haven't been to South Korea in a while this is what you will be greeted with if you try to cross into south Korea from North. Not a very friendly welcoming party but any and all measures must be taken to prevent any major loses of civilians in the South.



For freedom and peace on Earth.

Iraq: Yet another Car Bombing

At least 25 were killed and 69 were injured when 4 bombs exploded in Iraq's heartland. It is kind of sad how people in America will read this and these lost lives will simply be forgotten but when something bad happens in America it is a national tragedy. Well you American teens should know that maybe if you put down your iPhone and thought about life in other places you would realize that these people are just like you and me. All of those 25 innocent people lost had hopes and dreams which were cut short because of their misfortune of living in a violent country while we freak out when we don't get the newest phone and I'm sure there are a few of you that would be ok with another person in Iraq dieing if it meant you got a new phone, DISGUSTING!!
http://www.cnn.com/2013/04/29/world/meast/iraq-violence/index.html?hpt=hp_t2

Guantanamo Uprising

A birgade of Guantanamo detainees got ahold of improvised weapons in order to assault guards while tensions rise at this military base. The guards used something called less-than-lethal rounds. This assault was actually caused by inmates who were on hunger strike because guards were searching their Qurans which is offensive. Guantanamo is still used to hold prisoners of counter terror operations. The prison was said to be closed but Obama never got around to it which today causes lots of anger for prisoners.

South blames North

Recently in South Korea there has been cyber attacks causing their banking and broadcasting systems to fail and they decided to accuse North Korea of these attacks. It appears that the codes used in the attack are very common codes used by North Korea in the past. With the tension between the US and Korea this just makes things worse because they may use these codes to shut down south Korean defense and then attack which would be completely catastrophic. The North Korean news was extremely delayed in talking about this. 48,000 computers were affected and companies nationwide suffered the consequences.

Bryan "The Nigerian Nightmare" Dahlie

A determined young UFC fighter named "The Nigerian Nightmare" is scheduled to have an unorthodox fight to the death against Collin "Bazooka" Massad on top of a flying boxing ring above MT. Killamanjaro on April 1st 2013. The Nightmare will be using the fighting style known as a baseball bat with nails in it and Bazooka will be using his infamous sharpened screw driver and a pool ball in a sock. This fight will be EPIC.

They met in the center of the ring and then touched gloves once the bell went ding. Dahlie then removed his gloves and hit Massad with his bat and then hits him with a sucker punch left and a sucker punch right and then 22 consecutive sucker punch rights. He tore off his arm and beat him with it and he threw acid in his face which obscured his vision. He kicked him in the leg and shattered his shin and bone shards flew onto some kids, they yelled out "MORE!!" and Dahlie abliged as he punched his nose bone into his brain. He was quivering and twitching as he soiled his shorts then the doctors came out and pronounced me dead and that was the time The Titan faught the boulder.

North Koreans defeated by Students

Saigon, Vietnam
A squad of 5 are noticed by someone on a 3rd story of a building sprinting down the street away from gunfire. The person looks through their scope and lines up a clear view of a chest that says Privat Massad on it. The person fires but Massad trips at the same time causing him to take a bullet to the leg. Corporal Dahlie drags Massad behind cover while hostiles begin openning fire on their position. The squad remembers their training and returns fire rapidly but they are outnumbered and Lieutenant Kummer is shot through his kneck so now Dahlie is the highest ranking officer so he gives direct orders to fall back to the temporary headquarters. They are in a dark room where mortars shake their surroundings and fear of death starts to set in. Private Wuollett kicks in a door where they find a man working on a machine.
Wuollett "What are you doing here old man?"
Einstien "I have created a machine that will send you all through time and space."
Suddenly Viet Cong guerrillas storm in and shoots private Orsted down and the others sprinted into the machine where a large flash occurs.
North Korea 2013
We appear in the middle of large military base where we are identified as Americans. They begin opening fire upon us so we go into last stand and start shooting them all. We drop them all and steal a few jets and fly them around chasing each other and having fun until we are shot down and  killed.