South blames North

Recently in South Korea there has been cyber attacks causing their banking and broadcasting systems to fail and they decided to accuse North Korea of these attacks. It appears that the codes used in the attack are very common codes used by North Korea in the past. With the tension between the US and Korea this just makes things worse because they may use these codes to shut down south Korean defense and then attack which would be completely catastrophic. The North Korean news was extremely delayed in talking about this. 48,000 computers were affected and companies nationwide suffered the consequences.

Bryan "The Nigerian Nightmare" Dahlie

A determined young UFC fighter named "The Nigerian Nightmare" is scheduled to have an unorthodox fight to the death against Collin "Bazooka" Massad on top of a flying boxing ring above MT. Killamanjaro on April 1st 2013. The Nightmare will be using the fighting style known as a baseball bat with nails in it and Bazooka will be using his infamous sharpened screw driver and a pool ball in a sock. This fight will be EPIC.

They met in the center of the ring and then touched gloves once the bell went ding. Dahlie then removed his gloves and hit Massad with his bat and then hits him with a sucker punch left and a sucker punch right and then 22 consecutive sucker punch rights. He tore off his arm and beat him with it and he threw acid in his face which obscured his vision. He kicked him in the leg and shattered his shin and bone shards flew onto some kids, they yelled out "MORE!!" and Dahlie abliged as he punched his nose bone into his brain. He was quivering and twitching as he soiled his shorts then the doctors came out and pronounced me dead and that was the time The Titan faught the boulder.

North Koreans defeated by Students

Saigon, Vietnam
A squad of 5 are noticed by someone on a 3rd story of a building sprinting down the street away from gunfire. The person looks through their scope and lines up a clear view of a chest that says Privat Massad on it. The person fires but Massad trips at the same time causing him to take a bullet to the leg. Corporal Dahlie drags Massad behind cover while hostiles begin openning fire on their position. The squad remembers their training and returns fire rapidly but they are outnumbered and Lieutenant Kummer is shot through his kneck so now Dahlie is the highest ranking officer so he gives direct orders to fall back to the temporary headquarters. They are in a dark room where mortars shake their surroundings and fear of death starts to set in. Private Wuollett kicks in a door where they find a man working on a machine.
Wuollett "What are you doing here old man?"
Einstien "I have created a machine that will send you all through time and space."
Suddenly Viet Cong guerrillas storm in and shoots private Orsted down and the others sprinted into the machine where a large flash occurs.
North Korea 2013
We appear in the middle of large military base where we are identified as Americans. They begin opening fire upon us so we go into last stand and start shooting them all. We drop them all and steal a few jets and fly them around chasing each other and having fun until we are shot down and  killed.

Boxer pinched for pistol

Robert Guerrero was arrested at JFK international airport for possesion of a firearm. He is being held but charges are currently pending. He was scheduled to fight Floyd Mayweather on May 4th but then this occurred so he may not be able to compete. Once the reports are filed they will decide whether or not he will be able to fight in the Marquee fight just over a month away. I have faith that he will be put in jail and his career will get screwed because he decided to bring a gun to an airport during controversial times like these.

N. Korea at it Again

So now North Korea is saying that they would love to deploy combat ready units to attack US bases. There is word given that they will use rocket artillery to bombard Guam, Hawaii, and South Korea immediatly proceeding attacks. The UN's sanctions are compelling the Koreans to send out empty bombastic threats that are probably not backed by any force. "The US is fully capable of defending ourselves and our allies against an attack" by North Korea said Lt. Jack Miller a pentagon spokesman. Also he states that Japan and the Republic of Korea (South Korea) will be defended promptly.

B-52s prepare for North Korea

A B-52 is one of our heavy duty planes that is made to drop lots and lots of bombs and we have a few of them flying over South Korea. The B-52 stratofortresses are said to be performing foal eagle training but they are now known to be used as a deterrence to put the threatning North Koreans at bay. The US is holding a large amount of bombers in Guam just in case.

Teen Assassin murdered

A 13 year old girl who was known as an assassin for the drug cartel in Mexico was killed execution style. The boy who killed her was detained and he confessed to ten homicides and that he is skilled with a high caliber weapon. The Mexican constitution states that they can't prosecute anyone under 14 so they had to release him to the Mexican Attorney General. The child's mother who is 20 said that she lost control of him when he was 11.