Korean Prisoner

North Korea said on wensday that the US citizen that they sentenced to 15 months hard labor has begun his stay at their 'special prison'. Kenneth Bae was arrested in Rason city in the North Eastern part of North  Korea. He was charged with attempting to bring down the regime of Kim Jong Un but he was just working as tour operator. No matter what the US do they can't get Kenneths freedom.

Shells dropped in Golan

There was a pair of airstrikes in Syria that was ultimately blamed on Israel, a few days after a "stray" mortar shell exploded in Israel's controlled Golan Heights. They say that it was an accidental spill over from the Syrian civil war and is said to be not affiliated with the airstrikes. There has been a large amount of gunfire and artillery that periodically enters Israel but is not a direct attack. The Israel airstrike that occured this past weekend targeted a military complex where 42 soldiers were killed.
http://www.cbsnews.com/8301-202_162-57583024/syrian-mortar-shell-lands-in-golan-heights-israel/

S. Korea preps for the worst

South Korea and the US have made a habbit of drilling anti-chemical warfare procedures in order to prepare themselves for the worst case scenario. But thankfully they decided these drills weren't necessary and decided to end these drills as of tuesday. However both Korea and the US will be ready when the moment arises and will retaliate promptly.


If you haven't been to South Korea in a while this is what you will be greeted with if you try to cross into south Korea from North. Not a very friendly welcoming party but any and all measures must be taken to prevent any major loses of civilians in the South.



For freedom and peace on Earth.

Iraq: Yet another Car Bombing

At least 25 were killed and 69 were injured when 4 bombs exploded in Iraq's heartland. It is kind of sad how people in America will read this and these lost lives will simply be forgotten but when something bad happens in America it is a national tragedy. Well you American teens should know that maybe if you put down your iPhone and thought about life in other places you would realize that these people are just like you and me. All of those 25 innocent people lost had hopes and dreams which were cut short because of their misfortune of living in a violent country while we freak out when we don't get the newest phone and I'm sure there are a few of you that would be ok with another person in Iraq dieing if it meant you got a new phone, DISGUSTING!!
http://www.cnn.com/2013/04/29/world/meast/iraq-violence/index.html?hpt=hp_t2

Guantanamo Uprising

A birgade of Guantanamo detainees got ahold of improvised weapons in order to assault guards while tensions rise at this military base. The guards used something called less-than-lethal rounds. This assault was actually caused by inmates who were on hunger strike because guards were searching their Qurans which is offensive. Guantanamo is still used to hold prisoners of counter terror operations. The prison was said to be closed but Obama never got around to it which today causes lots of anger for prisoners.

South blames North

Recently in South Korea there has been cyber attacks causing their banking and broadcasting systems to fail and they decided to accuse North Korea of these attacks. It appears that the codes used in the attack are very common codes used by North Korea in the past. With the tension between the US and Korea this just makes things worse because they may use these codes to shut down south Korean defense and then attack which would be completely catastrophic. The North Korean news was extremely delayed in talking about this. 48,000 computers were affected and companies nationwide suffered the consequences.

Bryan "The Nigerian Nightmare" Dahlie

A determined young UFC fighter named "The Nigerian Nightmare" is scheduled to have an unorthodox fight to the death against Collin "Bazooka" Massad on top of a flying boxing ring above MT. Killamanjaro on April 1st 2013. The Nightmare will be using the fighting style known as a baseball bat with nails in it and Bazooka will be using his infamous sharpened screw driver and a pool ball in a sock. This fight will be EPIC.

They met in the center of the ring and then touched gloves once the bell went ding. Dahlie then removed his gloves and hit Massad with his bat and then hits him with a sucker punch left and a sucker punch right and then 22 consecutive sucker punch rights. He tore off his arm and beat him with it and he threw acid in his face which obscured his vision. He kicked him in the leg and shattered his shin and bone shards flew onto some kids, they yelled out "MORE!!" and Dahlie abliged as he punched his nose bone into his brain. He was quivering and twitching as he soiled his shorts then the doctors came out and pronounced me dead and that was the time The Titan faught the boulder.

North Koreans defeated by Students

Saigon, Vietnam
A squad of 5 are noticed by someone on a 3rd story of a building sprinting down the street away from gunfire. The person looks through their scope and lines up a clear view of a chest that says Privat Massad on it. The person fires but Massad trips at the same time causing him to take a bullet to the leg. Corporal Dahlie drags Massad behind cover while hostiles begin openning fire on their position. The squad remembers their training and returns fire rapidly but they are outnumbered and Lieutenant Kummer is shot through his kneck so now Dahlie is the highest ranking officer so he gives direct orders to fall back to the temporary headquarters. They are in a dark room where mortars shake their surroundings and fear of death starts to set in. Private Wuollett kicks in a door where they find a man working on a machine.
Wuollett "What are you doing here old man?"
Einstien "I have created a machine that will send you all through time and space."
Suddenly Viet Cong guerrillas storm in and shoots private Orsted down and the others sprinted into the machine where a large flash occurs.
North Korea 2013
We appear in the middle of large military base where we are identified as Americans. They begin opening fire upon us so we go into last stand and start shooting them all. We drop them all and steal a few jets and fly them around chasing each other and having fun until we are shot down and  killed.

Boxer pinched for pistol

Robert Guerrero was arrested at JFK international airport for possesion of a firearm. He is being held but charges are currently pending. He was scheduled to fight Floyd Mayweather on May 4th but then this occurred so he may not be able to compete. Once the reports are filed they will decide whether or not he will be able to fight in the Marquee fight just over a month away. I have faith that he will be put in jail and his career will get screwed because he decided to bring a gun to an airport during controversial times like these.

N. Korea at it Again

So now North Korea is saying that they would love to deploy combat ready units to attack US bases. There is word given that they will use rocket artillery to bombard Guam, Hawaii, and South Korea immediatly proceeding attacks. The UN's sanctions are compelling the Koreans to send out empty bombastic threats that are probably not backed by any force. "The US is fully capable of defending ourselves and our allies against an attack" by North Korea said Lt. Jack Miller a pentagon spokesman. Also he states that Japan and the Republic of Korea (South Korea) will be defended promptly.

B-52s prepare for North Korea

A B-52 is one of our heavy duty planes that is made to drop lots and lots of bombs and we have a few of them flying over South Korea. The B-52 stratofortresses are said to be performing foal eagle training but they are now known to be used as a deterrence to put the threatning North Koreans at bay. The US is holding a large amount of bombers in Guam just in case.

Teen Assassin murdered

A 13 year old girl who was known as an assassin for the drug cartel in Mexico was killed execution style. The boy who killed her was detained and he confessed to ten homicides and that he is skilled with a high caliber weapon. The Mexican constitution states that they can't prosecute anyone under 14 so they had to release him to the Mexican Attorney General. The child's mother who is 20 said that she lost control of him when he was 11.

Operation: Teddy Bear Storm

A court in Belarus sentenced a border gaurd two years in prison for not reporting a mass amount of teddy bears flying over head. They did this because he failed to report a small plane that flew over head and dropped these invaders.



These bears were wielding little signs with slogans that support human rights over the tightly controlled country of 10 million. The president of the country Alexander Lukashenko is dubbed "Europe's last dictator" in the West. But prior to this event a Swedish advertising company into Belarus' highly gaurded airspace in a show of support for Belarusian human rights activists.

Blade Runner, more like gun killer

Oscar Pistorious an Olympic blade runner was charged with the murder of his girlfriend after she was fatally shot in his South Africa home on Thursday. Him and Reeva Steenkamp were the only two in the upscale home at the time claims Denise Beukes. According to South African law he will be named as a suspect once he appears in court, the first hearing will take place Friday. The athletes spokesperson  Kate Silvers says that the athlete is "assisting the police with their investigation but there will be no further comment until matters become clearer later today."

Man of Florida.

A man from south Florida strangled both of his two young sons with a rope in front of their mother then he pulled a gun then shot one of them several times before shooting himself to death. He went to their beach home with the intent of killing them. He spared the mother to allow her to suffer from what she saw. The mother and father were separated when he killed the boys. The 19 year old son was not there and he is alright. Life will be impossible to return to normal for the surviving mother and her last son.

Bunker Buster

65 year old Jimmy Lee Dykes a Vietnam war veteran entered a school bus in Alabama armed with a hand gun. The hero bus driver shield the children with his body and suffered fatal gunshot wounds. The crazed gun man kidnapped a 5 year old boy and hid in his bunker that he built and barricaded. They have been hiding down there for six days with a stockpile of food and communicating with the police through a tube. They sent supplies such as medicine, a red hot wheels car, and cheez-it's. The police have been relatively nice to the kidnapper but i think its just a psychological ploy to get the boy back. He his clearly armed so all they want is the boys safety and they will handle Dykes later.

Doctor Burned

Melissa Ketunuti was found dead in the basement in her row home Monday afternoon, her hand and feet bound, her body set on fire. Captain James Clark says she was strangled and that their is no clear signs of sexual assault. She lived alone with her dog named Pooch on a quiet street of Philadelphia. The man who walks her dog found her smoldering corpse. The police are currently in search of surveillance tapes to find the killer. Their were no signs of struggle which means she was followed and then surprised. A $20,000 reward is up for anyone who can find her killer.

Secret Police of the Rebellion

March 2011; The president Assad's secret police is what stuck fear in civilians forcing them to take to the streets in violent protest sparking an uprising that later became the Syrian Civil War.
Today rebels fighting Assad have formed their own secret police force of their own "to protect the revolution", monitor military locations and gathering crucial information to help organize attacks. "We formally formed the unit in November. It provides all kind of information to politicians and fighters. We are independent and just serve the revolution." said a rebel intelligence officer who goes under the name Haji. Haji stated that most of their operatives were former military and intelligence officers.

Peanut Butter gets Spammed

J.M. Smucker has officially sold the Skippy brand to Hormel the makers of Spam for $700 million dollars. Skippy has an annual sales of $370 million and $100 million of it comes from outside the US. Skippy was first introduced in 1932 and is the leading peanut butter in China and NO. 2 overall behind Jif. The sale includes two factories, one in Little Rock, Arkansas and one in the Shandong province of China. Hormel feels like this will help increase earnings  per share during the fiscal year, also this should help them make an appearance on the Chinese market. According to Hormel peanut butter is the second most popular sandwich behind ham of course. There is $2 billion dollars in sales for peanut butter annually and 74% of US households buy it.